Things you hear when your pregnant

These are some things(Good & bad)  both my partner & I have heard since the news of our little one.

Friends

“Well I guess you have my blessing” You guess? Who asked you? Not me.

“Wow you must be like ready  to pop him your massive” Uh, no not quite but thanks for making me feel fat!

“What if your baby is ugly?” WOW Did you really just say that? -.-

“Eww are you really going with that name?” Eww? THANKS.. I like it *bitch* -.-

Aunts/Uncles

“Uh, I think you missed a health class” Ha ha!!

“When is the wedding?” *sigh* When are you done making me feel like *this* big? -.- Baby before marriage isn’t THAT bad!! : (

“Do you know who ‘s it is? No, I have only been with the same guy for how long now?

“Better be prepared, what if it is special needs?” WHO SAYS THAT?!

Siblings

“Swallow some toys so he can play, like lego everyone likes lego!... OH or those silicone balls that come in packets in side of shoes, they are like tiny marbles!” LMFAO!

“I plan on teaching him to hate you” Then I guess you aren’t going to see him much are you?

“I don’t have to buy him anything right?” No one asked you to ... Dick.

Grandparents

“Well I guess I’m going to be a great grandpa, gee you were bad enough why this?” Uh, sorry? =s

“I’m only going to see it if you bring it to me” Nice.

“Do you want this baby?” Even if I didn’t would I be telling you?

“Do you like her?”  (In ref to myself) Gee, I hope so!

Parents

“How did this happen?”  Hmm well we took our clothes off & then... Well you know...

“I bet you’re going to need my help” Wow. That is really going to make me want to ask you if I did....